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The year 3000 problem is a problem that will encompass all computers. The computers wont turn to 3000 because I said so.
Cover's planet earth and then some.
Not really, we'll all be dead!
No not yet, they'll be waiting until 2998 or so.
About as much as I make being a systems administrator.